Yes, this (nonexistent) product does actually cost $1,000,000, and YES, your credit card will be charged $1,000,000 if you purchase it. And the best part? You will never receive it. The SoPhone™ was created solely by Socialism™ to bring you only the utility that has been determined necessary by The Collective, including SIX WHOLE APPS! Promising you minutes of enjoyment. Order NOW, and receive your SoPhone NEVER. Because Socialism™ will never find enough humans to create, design and manufacture a sophisticated electronic device, incentivized only by the "common good." And even if it did, the process to create it (again, driven by only "the good of The Collective") would be so inefficient, the final asking price (in equivalent free-market capitalist dollars) would be at least, you guessed it, $1,000,000.
 
Like the CONCEPT of an unavailable, ridiculously priced phone created by Socialism? You can purchase a real live, limited-edition RAIN CHECK certificate that features the (nonexistent) SoPhone™ and clearly states the redemption time as NEVER. Limited to 100 to ever be printed. Yes, cost is $1,000,000. Please email hello@socialisminc.com for more details.
 
Learn more about the SoPhone™ here.