This is a Socialism t-shirt that states on the front: Socialism™ A Cornucopia of Dozens of Choices. Because hasn't Greedy, Selfish, Free-Market Capitalism really messed things up with all of its nearly limitless options at almost every price point for practically anything anyone could ever want, including amazing advances in technology and medicine and standards of living that would have been unimaginable before the Industrial Revolution? Who needs that jive! So confusing! Luckily, we at Socialism™ offer another option. No, seriously. In some cases all you get is one option. Because Socialism is all about what's good for The Collective. You know, all of us, sharing and caring. Owning nothing, just producing the necessities. Isn't that the extreme equality and fairness that the youngsters (and others who should know better) are clamoring for? So when Socialism arrives, we're sure those same folks will be cool with grocery shelves that used to be teaming with a cornucopia of profit-motive-produced abundance and are now faced with (not a cereal aisle but) a box of cereal. Gluten-free? Low-sugar? New flavor? No, cog in The Collective. You get the Socialism Cereal. Now move on to get the Socialism can of coffee. Ain't utilitarianism in the name of mandated equity amazing? Cuts down shopping time like next to nothing!
 
This is the design available on this product as determined by the collective, and these are the prices required to sustain the collective. The collective has spoken.
 
And now, a brief bout of necessary capitalist groveling about this product:
 
This unisex heavy cotton tee will certainly become a welcome staple in your wardrobe. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth, comfortable fit. And no side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders are taped, as well, for improved durability.
 
Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. Certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
 
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